Oh. Yes.
Best scene ever.
Troll 2 is not the alleged sequel to the movie Troll. I say this because, yes, according to the movie studio, it's supposed to be a sequel, it has nothing to do with Troll. There aren't any trolls in Troll 2. Just goblins.
Not Trolls.
The goblins try to turn people into human-plant hybrids (as that is there favorite food). That is the point of the movie. Eating the goblin food also makes you bleed chlorophyl from the hairline, apparently. I am not making this up.
The main character's dead grandpa keeps appearing to him, warning him to get out of Nilbog and other such nuggets of wisdom. Also. he looks like a pederast.
Warn the goblins? F that. Warn Chris Hansen.
I'm not going to say that you shouldn't watch it. But, be warned: it is a particular brand of awful. And awful it is.
Best Part:
When tasked with finding a way to stop his family from eating the goblin food, the little kid chooses this:
It's exactly what it looks like.
He pees all over the food and table. Mission: Accomplished.
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