31 Movies of Halloween: Day 26

Day 26 - Saw VI


Saw VI was decent, if you are into the whole "torture porn" style gore movie. Because that's what it is: a gore movie, not a horror movie. There is absolutely nothing scary about it. You don't jump. You don't scream in terror from these movies. You get queasy. A movie that makes you sick isn't scary. It isn't horror. It's a gorefest. Want to see something scary? Go to a retirement home.

It's all highballs and cocaine at those places...

I mean, I didn't hate it, but I just have never been a real big fan of those movies. This is just the next chapter in a series of films that could have ended, nicely I might add, after the first one. I realize I'm writing this a few days before the (alleged) final entry is released in theaters, and this is not a disparaging blog in hopes to use reverse psychology into getting you (2) people who read this into seeing it. I've paid to see two of these movies. And only while I was in a large group of people that wanted to see them.

This is how I feel every time I watch one of these.

I really don't have anything else to write about this movie. Listen, if you are somebody who watches these movies, you've already seen it. If you aren't, then you won't care about what the Hell I'm writing. I leave you with this:

I will haunt. Your. Soul.

Best Part:
Like I said, not a big fan of any of these movies, but the Shotgun Carousel was kind of awesome.

Shotgun Carousel: It's exactly what it sounds like.